Christmas Tree Warning: “Not Intended For Human Consumption”

by bobdorigojones on December 22, 2011

in Wacky Warnings

As one of my favorite singers, Andy Williams, likes to say, it’s the most wonderful time of the year.  And since it’s the season for giving, I would like to give you some advice that could make it even more wonderful — an insider’s tip that might help you win our annual Wacky Warning Label Contest.

In addition to being the most wonderful time of the year, it’s also the most WARNINGful time of the year.  That’s right, if you look closely, you will see that most of those gifts you’ll be getting come loaded with warning labels…and some are downright wacky.

As the creator of the annual Wacky Warning Label Contest, I have been told by many of our winners over the years that the label they used to win their prize was found on a gift they received during the holidays.

One of my favorites is a label found on a child’s scooter.  It warned, “Caution, this product moves when used.”  Then, there was the snow sled that warned, “Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.”  Doesn’t every kid wanted his sled to develop high speed?!

One label was found right on a live Christmas tree.  It warned: “Not intended for human consumption!”  What?!  I can understand the need for a warning like that on some of the fruitcakes I’ve tasted, but on a live Christmas tree?

So, after you’re done unwrapping and enjoying your gifts, look at the packaging, the user manuals and on the items themselves.  You might just find another little gift in the form of a wacky warning label.  For information on how to enter the contest, click here.

Happy Holidays!

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